Coulter Stumps for Romney – Again!

Ann Coulter is seemingly the only person in America who still considers Mitt Romney[1] the “perfect,”[2]ideal,”[3] and “fantastic[4] GOP presidential candidate for 2016.

So much so, that she still stumps for him even though he has said that he won’t run again.

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So much so, that she attacks all of the other potential presidential candidates – even though Romney is not running. (If we won’t play by her rules, she’ll just destroy the game board.)

Upon hearing that Romney was determined not to run for president in 2016, Coulter penned a diatribe – “Three Generations of Imbeciles Are Enough”[5] – to attack all non-Romney GOP candidates!

Coulter trashed the entire GOP presidential field to support Romney – who is not running! Why? To vindicate her love affair with Romney and his defeat in 2012?

(The “imbeciles” in Coulter’s title are the Bush’s – George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, and Jeb Bush. Never mind that it is only two generations, she nevertheless regards them all as imbeciles. But, wait, didn’t she defend Dubya for over a decade of liberal charges that he was stupid?)[6]

Coulter blames the GOP for pushing Romney “out of the presidential race – temporarily, I hope.”

(No one pushed Romney out. No one wanted Romney in.)

Her lead sentence – “It’s good to see conservatives have gotten back to letting The New York Times choose their nominees for them.” – makes no sense. The American people – in poll after poll – rejected Romney.

In her polemic, Coulter compares the Bushes to the Three Stooges: “Then, Shemp Bush will declare and knock Jeb out of the running, only to be replaced by Zeppo Bush.”

But her analogy goes off the rails. Shemp was the brother of Moe and Curly Howard. Zeppo was the brother of Groucho and Cheeko Marx.

(Next, Ann will confuse Romney with Reagan. Oh, that’s right, she already has.)

The list of Republicans Coulter trashes is long: Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Chris Christie, Rick Perry, Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Scott Walker, and Sarah Palin.

And, as she did in her last book, Coulter blames conservatives for seeking a genuinely conservative candidate for President.[7]

According to Coulter:

“But instead of familiarizing themselves with the facts, most half-wits masquerading as conservative spokesmen on TV simply repeated whatever Sarah Palin said, and she believed whatever Sheldon Adelson said. Which was: Romney’s not a real conservative! The only real conservatives are the ones who don’t want to separate plutocrats from their servants! – oops, I mean, children from their grandmothers!

Coulter – unlike most conservatives – still regards Romney as “a real conservative.” [8] And she will demonize all those who disagree with her. [9]

In an amazing interview with Joyce Kaufmann (2/2/15), Coulter berated “Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, all the alleged conservatives,” and insisted, “with Mitt Romney we had someone who could win, who will win again.”

Coulter claimed, “They lost the best candidate they ever had with Romney. I think they’ll call him back by acclamation.”

Update: Following Scott Walker’s announced policy position on illegal immigration, Coulter expressed her approval, yet – again – said Romney would be even better! She exclaimed, “YES! Fantastic, amazing, just what I’ve been waiting for! Romney, of course, said exactly this and also endorsed E-Verify and a fence on the border.”

Endnotes:

[1]           See “Chapter 11: The Beauty of Conservatism,” The Beauty of Conservatism, 2011, available as a free PDF download at www.coulterwatch.com/beauty.pdf.

[2]           See “Case Study # 7: Mitt Romney – Ideal Candidate” Vanity: Ann Coulter’s Quest for Glory, 2012, available as a free PDF download at www.coulterwatch.com/vanity.pdf.

[3]           See “Chapter 2: Presidential Follies,” Never Trust Ann Coulter – at ANY Age, 2013, available as a free PDF download at www.coulterwatch.com/never.pdf.

[4]           See “Case Study # 6: Romney v. Everyone Else,” Propaganda: Orwell in the Age of Ann Coulter, 2014, available as a free PDF download at www.coulterwatch.com/propaganda.pdf.

[5]           Ann Coulter, “Three Generations of Imbeciles Are Enough,” 2/4/15. Coulter’s essay title is a quote by Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes from a eugenics case, Buck v Bell. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_v._Bell.

[6]           See “Chapter 4: …Brains,” The Beauty of Conservatism, 2011, available as a free PDF download at www.coulterwatch.com/beauty.pdf.

[7]           See “Case Study # 5: Coulter v. Tea Party,” Propaganda: Orwell in the Age of Ann Coulter, 2014, available as a free PDF download at www.coulterwatch.com/propaganda.pdf.

[8]           See “Case Study # 7: Mitt Romney – Ideal Candidate” Vanity: Ann Coulter’s Quest for Glory, 2012, available as a free PDF download at www.coulterwatch.com/vanity.pdf.

[9]           See “Case Study # 6: Romney v. Everyone Else,” Propaganda: Orwell in the Age of Ann Coulter, 2014, available as a free PDF download at www.coulterwatch.com/propaganda.pdf.

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